Monday, November 06, 2006

Scientists are trying to wipe out humanity

ScienceNOW Daily News Writes:

In a controversial study, researchers have resurrected a retrovirus that infected our ancestors millions of years ago and now sits frozen in the human genome.


Maybe it's paranoia talking, but this seems to be one published article away from one of the following three headlines:

RETROVIRUS STOLEN BY TERRORISTS


or maybe

RETROVIRUS LEAKED; PHARMACEUTICAL CURE ON THE WAY SAYS GLAXOSMITHKLINE


or even

ENTIRE WORLD POPULATION DEAD; PRESIDENT TO MOURN AT 6PM


Full story here.

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